15 Dec 2009
Massive Attack (w/ Hope Sandoval) - Paradise Circus (from Heligoland, out Feb. 9th) [Via http://twitter.com/haute_muffy via debauchette]
Auto start, yeah. Sorry.
*AHEM* Not, I repeat, NSFW. Now remember, as adults you must be sheperded like children in a thunderstorm. Fear your own shadow. Don’t talk to strangers. Fall in line. And for fuckity fuck’s sake, stay away from the Satanic lust beast (possible band name, yes) that’s hiding beneath your evil evil evil foreskin (if you were lucky enough to keep yours) and/or (Hermy/Trans friends, I feel you) skulking between your apocalyptic labia. Hands inside the ride at all times. Voices down. Behave. *cough cough*
Trip Hop royalty, Massive Attack, are at it again (http://tinyurl.com/yaw977g). Which is grand news, no doubt, but what’s really got me going is this vid (Directed by Toby-Dye, starring legendary porn priestess Georgina Spelvin and sporting scenes from the throwback porn masterpiece, The Devil in Miss Jones) My own personal war against ageism is bolstered by this fucking wonderfully fucking beautiful fucking thing.
- From the Stereogum post (Because they’re better at this than I am…pip pip):
“Titanic if it were a porn documentary,” where if instead of flashing back to cute scenes with Leo, Old Rose was flashing back to money-shots with Disco Stu. A sweet old woman starts the show by describing why she never really made it as a prostitute (typical grandma small talk), but how she really shined when a camera was on. Sexually speaking. Her reminiscences and descriptions of the sensations of physical attraction and orgasms are cut with actual footage from her “fuck film,” so strap in for ’70s-styled blowjobs and all the associated trimmings (or, lack there of). Massive Attack and Hope provide a seductively spacious soundtrack, but your attention will likely be directed elsewhere the first time through.
In a society…nay, world where sensuality & sexuality are publically ruled by youngsters who know the least about sex, it’s refreshing to have such absurdities thrown back in our collective face. Britney Miley Gaga VI isn’t sexy. That’s right: Grandma knows the score. And grandma gets it on. And she has a thing or two to teach us if only we can get past the silly idea of her sexuality somehow being creepy.
